Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Monday, August 1, 2011
12. Lapis Lazuli
Lapis lazuli is a blue gemstone.
While licking a cunt (but not crazily)
A jeweler recalled, somewhat hazily
"I really don't know
Why I do it so slow
But I've nicknamed myself 'Lap Puss Lazily'"