I stay in email touch with several old military buddies. Some of them recently earned (?) customized limericks. Here are two I playfully did ...
There once was a fellow named Madden
In the bedroom, the girls he would sadden
For the length of his peter
Was one millimeter
Put mildly, his prick was a bad 'un.
An odd Irish fellow named Mike
Had a kinky affair with a dyke
Though she loved how he licked
She refused to be dicked
And what's worse, wouldn't suck on his spike!
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