Tuesday, August 2, 2011

15-16. Two Naughties

I stay in email touch with several old military buddies.  Some of them recently earned (?) customized limericks.  Here are two I playfully did ...

There once was a fellow named Madden
In the bedroom, the girls he would sadden
For the length of his peter
Was one millimeter
Put mildly, his prick was a bad 'un.

An odd Irish fellow named Mike
Had a kinky affair with a dyke
Though she loved how he licked
She refused to be dicked
And what's worse, wouldn't suck on his spike!

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