All the players are fat on the Cowboys
So obese that they look more like chow-boys
'Fore the season is through
Their fans will all boo
It'll sound like a whole lot of cow noise.
The Eagles have long been in Philly
And the way that they play is just silly
When it's 3rd down and long
Their QB does it wrong
'Stead of passing he runs willy-nilly.
Said a long-suff'ring fan of the Giants
"We'll go 16 and 0!" with defiance.
There were few vic'trys seen
They went 2 and 14
His prediction was pie-in-the-skyance.