Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Friday, August 26, 2011
102. Very early bloomer
A man with a problem absurd,
At sex was a real "early-bird."
After one circle-jerk
He announced with a smirk
"What a deal! I took first place and third!"