Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Thursday, August 18, 2011
A man with a gigantic Ronson*
Would use it to heat meals by Swanson
With one hand he'd partake
Of his Sal'sbury steak
With the other, he'd jack off his johnson!
* They make cigarette lighters -- at least they used to.