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Sunday, August 14, 2011
38. Dysfunctional sportsman
Sorry for the mixed sports metaphors..
A man with E.D. still loved cunt... 'n'
Would often for pussy go huntin'
When he'd get to 3rd base
He'd look in her face
And say "Honey, that's it, I am puntin'."