Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Monday, August 22, 2011
85. Shooting blanks
Fearing kids, my dates wouldn't connect to me
So I went in and got a vasectomy.
To the doc I said "Thanks!
Since I'm now shooting blanks
I can screw when e'er I've an erectomy!"