I really wanted to spell gouda as 'gude' and make the final word simply 'crude.' Dietrich Buxtehude is obscure enough, though, that I thought I'd better help you with the pronunciation of his last name...
An organist, D. Buxtehude,
Would melt down the cheese known as gouda.
Not to eat, 'stead he'd slather
His dick with its lather
And then perform sex acts most crude-uh!
No comments:
Post a Comment