PD353-359. Worldly pleasures

There was an old man from Fort Drum
Whose son was incredibly dumb.
When he urged him ahead,
He went down instead,
For he thought to succeed meant succumb.
That one reminds me of the 3rd one in this set of mine.

 There once was a virgin of Siam
 Who said to her lover, young Khayyam,
 "If you take-me, of course,
 You must do it by force,
 But God knows you are stronger than I am."

There was an old man of Brienz
The length of whose cock was immense:
With one swerve he could plug
A boy's bottom in Zug,
And a kitchen-maid's cunt in Coblenz.

There was an old man of Lahore
Whose tool was a yard long or more,
So he wore the damn thing
In a surgical sling
To keep it from wiping the floor.

There was an Old Man of the Mountain
Who frigged himself into a fountain
Fifteen times had he spent,
Still he wasn't content,
He simply got tired of the countin'.

There was a young man of Natal
And Sue was the name of his gal.
One day, north of Aden,
He got his hard rod in,
And came clear up Suez Canal.

There was a young lady from Munich
Who had an affair with a eunuch.
At the height of their passion
He dealt her a ration
From a squirt gun concealed in his tunic.

2843. Our misspoken miscreant

I thought, really, I did very good.
Not much diff between "wouldn't" and "would."
'n' apostrophe 't'
Hardly matters to me
I'd explain it to you if I could.

That gaffe from the potus begat this clever meme:

2842. Leaving the DNI in denial

45 has a slew of corrup' kith
He's invited Vlad over to sup with!
I have no confusion
That there was collusion,
What else is Czar Trump Putin up with?

2841. Time on my hands

My dick has lost most all sensation
Might as well undergo a castration
But what will I do
With the hours that accrue
Which were once spent in much masturbation?

2840. Please, when is Mueller time?

Donald Trump thinks he's chummy and plummy
Wears his neckties a foot 'neath his tummy
We are sick of the sass
From this ass who's so crass
He's not only a dummy, he's scummy.

2839. Was he Sikh-ing Ravi ole's?

An Italian from North Onandaga
Set out on a musical saga
He gave up the guitar
And tried learning sitar
But lacked any talent for raga.

2838. Smidge of Sighs

There once was a man from Helsinki
Whose dick was the size of his pinki
And that was erect!
Made girls really object
'Cause besides being small, it was stinki.

2837. GREAT riddance!

The latest resignee's Scott Pruitt
Heat from kitchen got to him, said "Screw it."
"Unrelenting attacks"
Are deserved for such hacks
Ethics scandals are what made him do it.

2836. Like a failed rocket, he's a dud.

Hey, hey!  It's the 4th of July
When fireworks at night fill the sky
It's our celebration
Of being a nation
Too bad Trump makes lots of folks cry.