Sunday, August 7, 2011

27. Bassoon

Italian is the language used in musical composition.  Their word for bassoon is "fagott", pronounced faGOTT, and the plural is "fagotti" (same stress.)  I've purposely mispronounced it below to get the rhyme I need...

A gay guy with breath that smelled maggoty
Would breathe in a manner quite raggedy
Most days before noon
He would practice bassoon
Then say "Goodneth!   In two ways I'm fagotti!"

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