OP535. None from "Column A"

Madame Wong gave a man from Karachi

A soap hand job too near the hibachi.

     When her ass touched the coal

     She snapped off Ahmed’s pole

And then giggled, “No dickie, no washee.”

This youthful retread is wrong in so many ways, including the L5 near-rhyme.

3001. Properly rhyming an AWAD

"Appurtenance" was one of this week's words.

As I mentioned on 12/31/18, I probably wouldn't post any more (unless they were about djt.)  Well, here goes:

Said Don, "The polls say I'm a hurtin' dunce.

But my wall isn't just some appurtenance.

I campaign ev'ry day

So they'll build it my way.

There is just no time left to grab certain cunts."

OP534. One, Two, Three...Insanity!

An old nuclear theorist named Stutz

Was sent packing because he was nuts.

     He believed he had sentience

     In ‘leven dimensions

And searched for dark matter up butts.

                              See Comment 1.