Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Sunday, August 28, 2011
PD5. Something borrowed, something blue
This one's not original. I try to measure up, though. A filthy and foul-mouthed young man
Writes limericks like all-too-few can
Heaps of 'cunts', 'shit', and 'cocks'
For cheap, prurient shocks
But the fucking things rhyme and they scan.