Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Monday, August 15, 2011
The pirate, Ed Teach, that old blackguard,
In a fight got both beaten and daggered.
When asked "Will you live?"
He said "But for the shiv
I'd be feeling a whole lot less haggard."