Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
I want sequels to this. Do you hear me? This would make for great soap opera material. (am I really saying this? what is happening to me? a split personality? or am I losing my prudent tendencies? - something I took pride in... [the latter, not the former])
This man and the monkey that he sees May give rise to another new species The kid, it looks human With lots of acumen But monkeys around with its feces.
My brother had sex with an ape But she likes it - it wasn't a rape When he's done with that scene Then he puts it on screen And he watches - he's got it on tape.
I want sequels to this. Do you hear me? This would make for great soap opera material. (am I really saying this? what is happening to me? a split personality? or am I losing my prudent tendencies? - something I took pride in... [the latter, not the former])
ReplyDeleteS.H.
Okay, how about this?
ReplyDeleteThis man and the monkey that he sees
May give rise to another new species
The kid, it looks human
With lots of acumen
But monkeys around with its feces.
Or:
ReplyDeleteMy brother had sex with an ape
But she likes it - it wasn't a rape
When he's done with that scene
Then he puts it on screen
And he watches - he's got it on tape.
So one day he went underwater
ReplyDeleteAnd shot all his sperm in an otter
That two-timing traitor
Returned a year later
To find he had fathered a daughter.