An eccentric young boy, name of Billy
Got his kicks tying strings round his willie
But one fateful night
He tied them too tight
And since then he's been known as "Millie."
There once was a man who played ping-pong
With the paddle tied onto his ding-dong
But the string was too tense
And the swelling immense
Now all the girls know him as King-Kong.
I cracked up so hard at these two priceless gems (family jewels, eh?). I'm not sure what exactly provoked the laughter. Was it the visuals? The beautifully silly sound of the words? The lunacy of these boys' behavior? The outcomes? The ridiculously mystifying paradox of two fellows both doing basically the same thing with opposite results? The overall goofiness? I believe... all of the above. I loved it!
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