Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Sunday, November 1, 2015
1883. Well, fugit
It's November. My! How this year's flown I would guess that I am not alone In my feeling that time Flies the most "past one's prime" And I'm definitely in that zone.
They say TIME flies when you're having fun So that is what you must have done You've used all your time Writing lim'ricks and rhyme And perfecting a thing called the pun.
An unfulfilled life may seem wrong But your poems keep our funnybones strong I don't have a bucket list Hell, but my fuck it list Stretches at least a mile long.
I ought to be smacked on the bean My writing is getting obscene I grasp and I grope For a big bar of soap Just to wash out my mouth squeaky clean.
(So if you would kindly pour some of your red ink [set aside for special occasions] onto my second limerick, then fragile minds may be promptly forewarned of impending profane danger. Thank you, Mr. Tech-savvy guy!)
They say TIME flies when you're having fun
ReplyDeleteSo that is what you must have done
You've used all your time
Writing lim'ricks and rhyme
And perfecting a thing called the pun.
An unfulfilled life may seem wrong
But your poems keep our funnybones strong
I don't have a bucket list
Hell, but my fuck it list
Stretches at least a mile long.
I ought to be smacked on the bean
My writing is getting obscene
I grasp and I grope
For a big bar of soap
Just to wash out my mouth squeaky clean.
(So if you would kindly pour some of your red ink [set aside for special occasions] onto my second limerick, then fragile minds may be promptly forewarned of impending profane danger. Thank you, Mr. Tech-savvy guy!)
S.H.