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Wednesday, November 11, 2015
OP223. Dirty money
As Canadian coins start to trickle The censors are caught in a pickle For the prudes in their pride Are hoping to hide The beaver displayed on the nickel.
Are they not also somewhat ashamed How their penny was killed and defamed? How silly is 'loonie'? What's more, there's a toonie! Some dignity must be reclaimed.
That's where DOLLAR BILL rescue appears To get rid of those unwanted fears The bills' rainbow spectrum Will make you respect 'em Their plastic will last many years.
Are they not also somewhat ashamed
ReplyDeleteHow their penny was killed and defamed?
How silly is 'loonie'?
What's more, there's a toonie!
Some dignity must be reclaimed.
That's where DOLLAR BILL rescue appears
To get rid of those unwanted fears
The bills' rainbow spectrum
Will make you respect 'em
Their plastic will last many years.
S.H.