Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
1905. Medically, it's an addadicktomy
There once was a maiden named Millie Who wished she'd been born with a willie Had a doctor attach One in place of her snatch But he left on her tits; she looks silly.
I guess she's a hermaphrodite
ReplyDeleteThat may be your next big delight
It suffers no lackage
This two-in-one package
I bet she'll keep you up all night.
S.H.