Saturday, November 14, 2015

OP226. Poopoo platter

It's not sexual, but it is exceedingly gross.

I really could not tell you why
This fellow would choose to comply.
I'd have thought it was best
To ignore this request
But he didn't. 'Twas "Eat shit and die."

3 comments:

  1. You're grossing me out, oh my gosh!
    My mouth has this taste I must quash
    To help me feel clean
    I just called Listerine
    To deliver a case of mouthwash.

    After goin' through that, I'll quit cursin'
    And will feel like a whole brand new person
    But if this doesn't work
    I'll hunt down the salesclerk
    And expect to get some reimbursin'!

    S.H.

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  2. You guys wanted gross, I gave you gross.

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  3. You're man of your word!

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