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Saturday, November 14, 2015
OP226. Poopoo platter
It's not sexual, but it is exceedingly gross. I really could not tell you why This fellow would choose to comply. I'd have thought it was best To ignore this request But he didn't. 'Twas "Eat shit and die."
You're grossing me out, oh my gosh! My mouth has this taste I must quash To help me feel clean I just called Listerine To deliver a case of mouthwash.
After goin' through that, I'll quit cursin' And will feel like a whole brand new person But if this doesn't work I'll hunt down the salesclerk And expect to get some reimbursin'!
You're grossing me out, oh my gosh!
ReplyDeleteMy mouth has this taste I must quash
To help me feel clean
I just called Listerine
To deliver a case of mouthwash.
After goin' through that, I'll quit cursin'
And will feel like a whole brand new person
But if this doesn't work
I'll hunt down the salesclerk
And expect to get some reimbursin'!
S.H.
You guys wanted gross, I gave you gross.
ReplyDeleteYou're man of your word!
ReplyDelete