Saturday, November 7, 2015

1890. A tocque'n blackguard

There once was a chef born in Surrey
Whose specialties always used curry
And when he would spatulate
He sometimes would flatulate --
The kitchen staff left in a hurry.

1 comment:

  1. At times kitchen staff would pass out
    And their bodies would all lay about
    Paramedics would come
    But they too did succumb
    And for anyone else, it's lights out.