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Saturday, November 7, 2015
1890. A tocque'n blackguard
There once was a chef born in Surrey Whose specialties always used curry And when he would spatulate He
sometimes would flatulate -- The kitchen staff left in a hurry.
At times kitchen staff would pass out And their bodies would all lay about Paramedics would come But they too did succumb And for anyone else, it's lights out.
At times kitchen staff would pass out
ReplyDeleteAnd their bodies would all lay about
Paramedics would come
But they too did succumb
And for anyone else, it's lights out.