Sunday, November 29, 2015

1910. When I say 'screw,' I mean it

There was an odd fellow named Phil
Who could give all the girls a real thrill
For he had a peenie
Shaped like a Bernini
Curled column.  It felt like a drill!


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11 comments:

  1. You've just caused a storm, now you did it!
    All the girls will line up, just admit it!
    And when each takes her turn
    Then her only concern
    Is to see how you drill it and fit it.

    Then when YOU reach the big Pearly Gate
    Old St. Peter will be quite irate
    For comparing a solemn
    Bernini-curled column
    To your anatomical trait.

    S.H.

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  2. Excellent 2nd stanza! However, L1 of stanza 1 would rhyme better if written:

    You've started a fire, yes, you lit it!

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  3. Yes, you're right! It's perfect; that new first line would fit splendidly. I love it! (and remember, fire and the devil go hand in hand, you devil!)

    S.H.

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  4. You've got the right saint there, Phil. Like the limerick too.

    Also, that's an awesome 10-liner, Suzanne.

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  5. By the way, Phil, if you hadn't found out by now, Suzanne won the latest contest over at Mad's.

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  6. Thanks for the heads up, Dave. When I decided to stop writing there I also quit reading there.

    I'll have to go see what won it for ya, Suz! May I publish it as an "OP" entry but giving you full attribution?

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  7. That's very kind of you, Phil, but you might want to read it first before making such a generous offer because:
    a) you may see it as just one of those 'silly and straightforward' limericks that I come up with
    b) the content may not be politically correct to some readers

    So, I would understand if you hesitated.

    S.H.

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    1. Anyone offended by that is trying to be and is not someone I want to know. Their time is better spent removing the stick from their anus.

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  8. Zero hesitation here, it's very cute and just got posted as OP229.

    a) what's wrong with 'silly and straightforward?' I try for that all the time
    b) PC? On MY blog? You've gotta be kidding!

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    1. Thank you.

      S.H.

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    2. If he allowed my monkey verse, he wasn't going to refuse your contest winner.

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