Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Saturday, November 14, 2015
1895. How to make a woman scream twice
Start by saying, "I hope you like rapes," Then reel out your cock 'til she gapes Now become really crass -- Fuck her hard in the ass When you're done, wipe your dick on her drapes.