Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Thursday, November 26, 2015
1907. Not so thankful with my tank full
The weather report calls for "murky" So I'll stay inside eating turkey Appetite like a gator's Means dressing and 'taters Will stuff me 'til I don't feel perky.
Happy Thanksgiving, USA! Canadian followers celebrate it the 2nd Monday of October.
Overate, Overdrank, Yet There's Much More To Thank
There's much to be so thankful for A hundred things, nah, maybe more Then let's start with one, dear I'm thankful for fun here With humor and lim'ricks galore.
And I'm thankful for poets so crude It gives me a chance to act prude I'm so glad it's all words And no pictures or turds Or some indecent folk in the nude.
If The Limericist provokes laughter You know he's a poetry crafter And if you keep reading It's something you're needing You'll live happily ever after.
Overate, Overdrank, Yet There's Much More To Thank
ReplyDeleteThere's much to be so thankful for
A hundred things, nah, maybe more
Then let's start with one, dear
I'm thankful for fun here
With humor and lim'ricks galore.
And I'm thankful for poets so crude
It gives me a chance to act prude
I'm so glad it's all words
And no pictures or turds
Or some indecent folk in the nude.
If The Limericist provokes laughter
You know he's a poetry crafter
And if you keep reading
It's something you're needing
You'll live happily ever after.
S.H.