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Monday, November 16, 2015
1896. Flux incapacitator
If loose bowels strike, the mighty and meek'll Both suffer when making their fecal Deposits in loos And they'd all rather choose That their turds didn't trickle like treacle.
Well, that was appetizing. I have to remind myself (this time with post-it notes) to refrain from eating anything while reading some of these colorful, winsome, tantalizing morsels on your lovely blog. As well, I should start wearing maxi-pads (to contain what happens when I pee myself laughing) and have a tissue box on hand (for the tears) and a bowl (for when the graphic stuff creates enough visuals to wreak havoc on my sensitive innards). Yep, expect the unexpected, folks! Be prepared, like me!
Well, that was appetizing. I have to remind myself (this time with post-it notes) to refrain from eating anything while reading some of these colorful, winsome, tantalizing morsels on your lovely blog. As well, I should start wearing maxi-pads (to contain what happens when I pee myself laughing) and have a tissue box on hand (for the tears) and a bowl (for when the graphic stuff creates enough visuals to wreak havoc on my sensitive innards). Yep, expect the unexpected, folks! Be prepared, like me!
ReplyDeleteS.H.
Gotta admit that I got some inspiration for this drizzly dreck from Dave's "OP226. Poopoo platter." I may never order a puupuu platter again!
ReplyDeleteThe Borscht Belt used to have Grossingers. This blog has gross zingers.