tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5179119864914364117.post8778111587549743835..comments2023-05-20T10:48:26.502-05:00Comments on The Limericist: 1883. Well, fugitThe Limericisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02295894333491128936noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5179119864914364117.post-80085156214913620992015-11-01T10:04:25.131-06:002015-11-01T10:04:25.131-06:00They say TIME flies when you're having fun
So ...They say TIME flies when you're having fun<br />So that is what you must have done<br />You've used all your time<br />Writing lim'ricks and rhyme<br />And perfecting a thing called the pun.<br /><br />An unfulfilled life may seem wrong<br />But your poems keep our funnybones strong<br />I don't have a bucket list<br />Hell, but my fuck it list<br />Stretches at least a mile long.<br /><br />I ought to be smacked on the bean<br />My writing is getting obscene<br />I grasp and I grope<br />For a big bar of soap<br />Just to wash out my mouth squeaky clean.<br /><br />(So if you would kindly pour some of your red ink [set aside for special occasions] onto my second limerick, then fragile minds may be promptly forewarned of impending profane danger. Thank you, Mr. Tech-savvy guy!)<br /><br />S.H.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com