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Sunday, July 24, 2016
2171. "Come back with condoms, you jerk!"
Unprotected, they fucked doggy-style Man pulled early (they wanted no chile') As he splattered his cum On the sheets and her bum He remarked, "I'll be back in a while."
Well isn't that bloody romantic! I 've got to remember that antic That's so I can tell The dumb man, "Go to hell! By the way, your dick ain't that gigantic."
Well isn't that bloody romantic!
ReplyDeleteI 've got to remember that antic
That's so I can tell
The dumb man, "Go to hell!
By the way, your dick ain't that gigantic."