Sunday, July 17, 2016

2163. It's good to be the king

A randy old king in his mansion
Had a dick that stood up like a stanchion
What he did with his queen
Could be labeled "obscene"
Such as fucking her titties gargantuan.

I nearly spelled it 'garganchion' so as not to be criticized for the near-rhyme.
Hope my title brooks no ill-will with "History of the World, Part 1" folks.

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