OP321. She says 'ah'

It isn't just Donald who'll con ya
It's also the gorgeous Melania
"I don't steal my speech
From zee Obama beetch,"
She insists, "Just her speenich lasagna."

This came via email from friend Steve Benko after he'd read #2166 (below.)  I emailed back that I was rather proud NOT to have known how she pronounced her first name...

Not only does Steve's limerick pronounce it correctly, it's also much better than mine.