My friend whose old in-laws did stay
Said he had them for lunch yesterday
As I wore a straight face
I asked calmly, with grace
"So were they the dessert or entrée?"
This cannibal made my nerves rattle
Should I go to the cops now and tattle?
If I squeal and resist
I'd be next on his list
Oh my head's in a twist; what a battle!
There's a program called 'Witness Protection'
But I'll still change my hair and complexion
I'll look over my shoulder
And as I get older
I hope to escape his detection.
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