Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Tuesday, July 19, 2016
2165. How to leave your Hamlet
A man from Cape Town named Gerard Once plugged up his asshole with lard Tryin' to fart through that grease; he Blew to the Zambezi Yes, hoist with Gerard's own petard!
Act3, Sceneiv (w/o Gerard...)