Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Sunday, July 24, 2016
2171. "Come back with condoms, you jerk!"
Unprotected, they fucked doggy-style Man pulled early (they wanted no chile') As he splattered his cum On the sheets and her bum He remarked, "I'll be back in a while."