Thursday, July 7, 2016

2142. Kicking butts

I've a friend with a case of the frantics
He's real nervous and keeps pulling antics
Wants to put off his croaking
By giving up smoking
But needs a prescription for Chantix™.


  1. I figured that Chantix would be a smoking cessation medicine, but I looked it up anyway and sure enough, it was. But when I read what the side effects are, I thought, holy Hannah! You are much better off to just continue smoking! Safer for you and those around you! Sheesh!

  2. I'm surprised its commercials aren't on the CBC. They're ubiquitous on USA channels.

  3. The CBC doesn't let the pharmaceutical industry touch (let alone inundate) its airwaves with such rubbish. Besides, most healthcare services and products/drugs are free in Canuckland anyway, so advertising would be pointless. And remember, 3 to 4 handfuls of pistachio nuts every day for 3 weeks does the same job as Viagra, only better and safer and healthier!

  4. Why would I need an erection? Hell, I've been hearing, "Stash yo' nuts" from my wife for 3 YEARS!

  5. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Great! I just spit my tea all over the place from cracking up so hard, but it was worth it, Phil 'Squirrel' Graham! Hey, why not give HER the pistachio nuts?