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Monday, July 25, 2016
2172. Insect inside
My youngest, a very nice daughter, Found a bug floating in her ice water Her house was infested And so she invested In cans of Raid™ and a fly swatter.
When my daughter found bugs in her cup I told her, "Free protein! Drink up!" Bad taste? Just add honey At least we'll save money With more of the same when we sup.
When my daughter found bugs in her cup
ReplyDeleteI told her, "Free protein! Drink up!"
Bad taste? Just add honey
At least we'll save money
With more of the same when we sup.