Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Thursday, July 28, 2016
OP338. Just following orders
Based off of another joke I heard. Songs are linked.
They played "Jump", and I jumped. What a scene! Then "The Twist", and I twisted. It's been Quite an evening, no doubt But I then was thrown out When the DJ played "Come on Eileen."