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Tuesday, December 6, 2016
PD283. Why Eva Braun was always down
It's said Hitler had only one ball And though Goering had two, they were small And I've heard Heinrich Himmler Had something quite similar While Goebbels had no balls at all.
Worth the long wait, David! Your excellence has been missed.
Which brings us to old Albert Speer The Reich architect, and quite queer As you may have guessed he's Endowed with three testes Which hang low when he's up your rear.
The Nazis with balls full of foam When up a man's ass, were at home And the men of SA Were aggressively gay As they often would say, "When in Roehm..."
Worth the long wait, David! Your excellence has been missed.
ReplyDeleteWhich brings us to old Albert Speer
The Reich architect, and quite queer
As you may have guessed he's
Endowed with three testes
Which hang low when he's up your rear.
The Nazis with balls full of foam
ReplyDeleteWhen up a man's ass, were at home
And the men of SA
Were aggressively gay
As they often would say, "When in Roehm..."
Love your L5 but did you mean "Ernst Röhm?" Alt. spelling maybe...
ReplyDeleteAnd then there's the Waffen SS
Supposed to be best of the bes'
No faggots, none purer,
Which displeased der Führer
Who privately liked to cross-dress.