Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Thursday, December 8, 2016
OP376. I can't win
Another contest entry. Something tells me Suzanne will like this one.
I hate shopping. Adrift, what to buy There's no stopping for thrift, price too high Just to give her a lift I deliver my gift Now she's hopping mad, miffed, so I cry.