Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Saturday, December 3, 2016
2316. Tappan Zee keg
What know we about Rip Van Winkle? I'll add to his story this wrinkle: Since he drank sev'ral beers And then slept 20 years Upon waking, my God did he tinkle!