Tuesday, December 20, 2016

2333. A crazy cult

The followers of Scientology
Might as well think there's truth in Mythology
Throw out of your cupboard
Books by L. Ron Hubbard
If you believe, I've no apology.

I previously skewered them in #1613.  Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, and Priscilla and Lisa Marie Presley are members.  Need I say more?

1 comment:

  1. I too had a previous verse about Scientology, but it was a dud. Hopefully these are better.

    I can't say that I would applaud it
    When these weirdos give you an audit
    It's all such a joke
    Their E-meter's broke
    Bring on the next group and defraud it!

    An actress, named Leah Remini
    Once followed this farce, but said "Fini!
    They're just taking your money
    It's not even funny
    And David Miscavige? A weenie!"

    The credulous crowd is consumed
    Where this loony religion has loomed
    When I hear about Xenu
    I think I must renew
    My case that humanity's doomed.