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Thursday, December 8, 2016
2321. Habitual ritual
My internet's gone on the fritz Can't email --- it's really the shits! Happened yesterday morn Spent the day without porn, No pussies, no fucking, no tits.
Aw, no internet left in the house? You must feel like an unlucky louse Well, your 'needs' should soon find you Just look right behind you And know there's support from your spouse!
In response, I will be rather blunt I can't screw her unless she's in front! My dick's just 6 inches, To bend it down pinches Besides, still would not reach her cunt.
This sure ain't a tale of sweet glory And I hope it is not a true story But if it's not a joke Didn't mean to provoke All these details you spoke; I'm so sorry!
Aw, no internet left in the house?
ReplyDeleteYou must feel like an unlucky louse
Well, your 'needs' should soon find you
Just look right behind you
And know there's support from your spouse!
In response, I will be rather blunt
ReplyDeleteI can't screw her unless she's in front!
My dick's just 6 inches,
To bend it down pinches
Besides, still would not reach her cunt.
This sure ain't a tale of sweet glory
ReplyDeleteAnd I hope it is not a true story
But if it's not a joke
Didn't mean to provoke
All these details you spoke; I'm so sorry!