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Thursday, December 1, 2016
2314. Horseshoes and nuclear warfare*
Clinton lost by a smallish amount She will not get to drink from the fount That's reserved for the Prez; Ev'ry angry Dem says That she ought to demand a re-count. * Two instances when "close is good enough" (but not in US elections)