PD284-287. Male genitalia

There once was a spaceman named Spock
Who had a huge Vulcanized cock.
A girl from Missouri
Whose name was Uhura
Just fainted away from the shock.

There was a young man of Tibet
And this is the strangest one yet
His prick was so long,
So pointed, so strong,
He could bugger six Greeks en brochette,

There once was a man from Madras,
Whose bollocks were made out of brass
When they clanged together
They played "Stormy Weather"
And lightning shot out of his ass.

One evening a workman named Rawls
Fell asleep in his old overalls
And when he woke up he
Discovered a puppy
Had bitten off both of his balls.