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Saturday, December 10, 2016
2324. Dim bulb Nimrod
I don't believe hunting's my callin' Next time it's suggested, I'm stallin' Joined a friend on a dare We encountered a bear Had the safety on --- got quite a maulin'.
Guess I shoulda gone deep sea fishing...
Yes, but if you deep-sea fished instead You might either be maimed or just dead A shark could have filleted You and therefore have made You just wish you had stayed home in bed!
It appears you did not get my pun About marlin. To catch one is fun But it takes a big reel AND big rod, so I feel With but six inches, I'll use a gun.
Okay, okay, I'm not that bright these days; I've work so much overtime lately that my bulb is getting dimmer. (sure hope this excuse works... I'm so tired...)
I know it seems odd, my posting all these replies to your other daily limericks only now, but I have been dreadfully busy with my work, with little or no time (or energy) for internet fun. It's almost time to go back to work again!
Yes, but if you deep-sea fished instead
ReplyDeleteYou might either be maimed or just dead
A shark could have filleted
You and therefore have made
You just wish you had stayed home in bed!
It appears you did not get my pun
DeleteAbout marlin. To catch one is fun
But it takes a big reel
AND big rod, so I feel
With but six inches, I'll use a gun.
Okay, okay, I'm not that bright these days; I've work so much overtime lately that my bulb is getting dimmer. (sure hope this excuse works... I'm so tired...)
DeleteI know it seems odd, my posting all these replies to your other daily limericks only now, but I have been dreadfully busy with my work, with little or no time (or energy) for internet fun. It's almost time to go back to work again!
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