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Tuesday, December 27, 2016
2339. Abreast of aging
At races, we old guys are laggers (We go running 'cause our wives are naggers) Though both Neds and Nellies Develop pot-bellies Gals' tits are the more pronounced saggers.
Well, I think you're a-bending the rules The 'more pronounced saggers' - your jewels With pants on, no one sees They hang down past your knees It's too bad we can't please all you fools!
But this old Okie guy disagrees; See, my wife's tits must be double-G's! You'd forget my small scrotum If you saw her tote 'em, When she stands nearby, blocks the breeze.
Well, I think you're a-bending the rules
ReplyDeleteThe 'more pronounced saggers' - your jewels
With pants on, no one sees
They hang down past your knees
It's too bad we can't please all you fools!
But this old Okie guy disagrees;
ReplyDeleteSee, my wife's tits must be double-G's!
You'd forget my small scrotum
If you saw her tote 'em,
When she stands nearby, blocks the breeze.