Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at philtul46@gmail.com
Tuesday, December 27, 2016
2339. Abreast of aging
At races, we old guys are laggers (We go running 'cause our wives are naggers) Though both Neds and Nellies Develop pot-bellies Gals' tits are the more pronounced saggers.
Well, I think you're a-bending the rules The 'more pronounced saggers' - your jewels With pants on, no one sees They hang down past your knees It's too bad we can't please all you fools!
But this old Okie guy disagrees; See, my wife's tits must be double-G's! You'd forget my small scrotum If you saw her tote 'em, When she stands nearby, blocks the breeze.
Well, I think you're a-bending the rules
ReplyDeleteThe 'more pronounced saggers' - your jewels
With pants on, no one sees
They hang down past your knees
It's too bad we can't please all you fools!
But this old Okie guy disagrees;
ReplyDeleteSee, my wife's tits must be double-G's!
You'd forget my small scrotum
If you saw her tote 'em,
When she stands nearby, blocks the breeze.