Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Sunday, December 11, 2016
2325. And I saved $50!
Whore said, "Shall we screw in the bed?" I replied, "I'd like oral instead." She obediently knelt I unzipped and then felt A most wonderful blow to the head.