Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Friday, December 30, 2016
2341. God, father!
The mobster named Carlo Gambino Passed gas inside ev'ry casino Because of his status None faulted his flatus Though several offered him Beano.™
Knock knock
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Godfather
Godfather who?
God, Father! Leave those boys alone and try a little pussy...
Not my joke, but thought it fit here.