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are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at philtul46@gmail.com
Friday, December 30, 2016
2341. God, father!
The mobster named Carlo Gambino Passed gas inside ev'ry casino Because of his status None faulted his flatus Though several offered him Beano.™
Knock knock
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Godfather
Godfather who?
God, Father! Leave those boys alone and try a little pussy...
Not my joke, but thought it fit here.