Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Sunday, December 25, 2016
2337. Poor man's Puerta Vallarta
One Christmas, a jet plane did beam us Down to Mexico. Something did deem us To check the beer flap, (Letterman called it "crap") We spent X-mas in Guaymas with Zimas.
It was last in more ways than alphabetically.