Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Friday, December 30, 2016
OP382. Unsootable ash-wipe
This one won me a contest over at Mad Kane's. Only the second time.
It's clear that I haven't a clue How to clean out a chimney. It's true; When I tried, it instead Just collapsed on my head Now I'm laid up in bed from the flue.
I'll just cut to the chase: That was grate! You deserve the mantel she bestowed on you.
ReplyDeleteNice set of puns in your comment, Phil.
ReplyDeleteDavid, you clearly earned the winner's title; your verse was /is reamarkably clever!