Tuesday, December 27, 2016

2339. Abreast of aging

At races, we old guys are laggers
(We go running 'cause our wives are naggers)
Though both Neds and Nellies
Develop pot-bellies
Gals' tits are the more pronounced saggers.

2 comments:

  1. Well, I think you're a-bending the rules
    The 'more pronounced saggers' - your jewels
    With pants on, no one sees
    They hang down past your knees
    It's too bad we can't please all you fools!

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  2. But this old Okie guy disagrees;
    See, my wife's tits must be double-G's!
    You'd forget my small scrotum
    If you saw her tote 'em,
    When she stands nearby, blocks the breeze.

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