The followers of Scientology
Might as well think there's truth in Mythology
Throw out of your cupboard
Books by L. Ron Hubbard
If you believe, I've no apology.
I previously skewered them in #1613. Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, and Priscilla and Lisa Marie Presley are members. Need I say more?
I too had a previous verse about Scientology, but it was a dud. Hopefully these are better.
ReplyDeleteI can't say that I would applaud it
When these weirdos give you an audit
It's all such a joke
Their E-meter's broke
Bring on the next group and defraud it!
An actress, named Leah Remini
Once followed this farce, but said "Fini!
They're just taking your money
It's not even funny
And David Miscavige? A weenie!"
The credulous crowd is consumed
Where this loony religion has loomed
When I hear about Xenu
I think I must renew
My case that humanity's doomed.