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Thursday, December 15, 2016
2328. Drill. What barriers? Drill!
Our pres'dent-elect chose Rick Perry To be Energy Secretary Now 'tween him and Scott Pruitt Most think Donald blew it But not oil tycoons --- they are merry!
I don't mean to be impolite But the Donald, he blew it alright! Trump's choice - quite inferior 'Cause Dept. of Interior Runs oil and gas. Duh! That blight!
The Department of Energy's based Upon nuclear weapons and waste The Donald's gone mad And it's tragically sad The appointment was badly misplaced!
I don't mean to be impolite
ReplyDeleteBut the Donald, he blew it alright!
Trump's choice - quite inferior
'Cause Dept. of Interior
Runs oil and gas. Duh! That blight!
The Department of Energy's based
Upon nuclear weapons and waste
The Donald's gone mad
And it's tragically sad
The appointment was badly misplaced!